You may be reading this while standing in a mile long checkout line at the mall today. Maybe you're taking a lunch break and resting your dogs after hunting down the best deals in town all morning. Who knows? You might be that rebel that refuses to shop on Black Friday, online or in stores. You little rebel you. Whoever you are and whatever you're doing you can use a good laugh. Especially if you're the champion that cooked, cleaned and invited family and friends over for Thanksgiving yesterday.
Joke #1:
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everybody!
Joke courtesy of The Reader's Digest December 2012 Article: Laughter, The Best Medicine
Joke #2:
It was Black Friday, the morning after Thanksgiving, and the crowd was huge and getting antsy. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be shoved back. On his second try, he was picked up and thrown to the end of the line. On his third attempt, he was knocked to the ground, kicked, and, again, dumped in the back.
"That does it," he murmured. "If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
Joke courtesy of The Reader's Digest December 2012 Article: Laughter, the Best Medicine Sent in by L.B. Weinstein, Miami Beach, Florida
We hope this lightened your day a little bit. Happy Black Friday.
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